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alex is going to bed, knowing that the world would continue to burn while he dreams of a sheep or two.

In the future, men will wear t-shirts displaying a picture of their cock and salary.
Women will come in twos, for the monogamous woman will have long been bred out of nature in favor of the ménage à trois kind, so that finally, manly hunters can indulge in Miller-Lite fantasies and proudly gather their 15 seconds [...]

Posted 30 October 2008 † alex thebez § // nothing is // ‡ Comments (2) ° Also tagged: , , , , ,

An Open Letter to Snails…

Dear Snails… Snailkind?
I recently moved to your area. I did not really know it was your area actually until tonight. In fact, until tonight I wasn’t sure snails actually existed in the wild. I believe until this evening the only snails I had ever seen were either in someone’s fish tank, or stuffed into mushrooms [...]

Posted 22 July 2008 † Brian Johnson § // et cetera // ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , ,